Ipods suck, because they're popular.

I don't care how much Igear you Ishoved up your Iass your Ipod sucks. It's an over-priced over-rated piece of Ishit. I don't Igive a flying Ifuck what IBonno told you, Ipods are not the best .mp3 Iplayers on the Imarket. The only reason anyone in their right mind would buy an Ipod is because they want an .mp3 player and they're to lazy to shop around or they just like Ipods (why?). The main reason Ipods are purchased however is because mentally handicapped hipsters want one so they could running around screaming at the top of their lungs "HAY GUYZ, LOOK AT ME!!! I GOT AN IPOD, AREN'T COOL GUYZ, RITE? OH  HAY LOOK AT ALL THIS IGEAR I'VE GOT LODGED FOUR FEET IN MY LARGE INTESTINE!!1! OH GOD, IPOD!! OH MY GAWD MY DICK IS SO HARD!! OH GOD IPOD, MY DICK IS SO HARD FOR YOU!!! IPOD, IPOD, IPOD!!!". Now I might hate Ipods because they're over-priced, almost useless pieces of shit, but what really pisses me off is its rabid, obsessed fans who will fight to the death to defend a fucking electronic device. Just because you bought into Apple's ingenious advertisement campaign (this is an actual compliment, I shit you not, half a kudos for Apple) does not make you special you fucking retard, it's means you bought a shitty item because someone told you to! now what does that make you? Hmmm, let me see, A FUCKING RETARD! If you want an Ipod because actually want it, then good for you, but if you buy it because "OH MY GOD ITS SO KEWL!!! OH GOD, CAN I HAVE SEX WITH IT? MY DICK SO HARD FOR YOU, IPOD!!ONE!" then I hope you choke to death while fellating your father with an Ipod rammed half-way in your ass.
Now before you  ask "Oh yeah, well, what do you use your holiness" here's the answer: An Archos AV420 with an 80Gb hard-drive. This thing kicks Ipod ass six ways to sunday! First of all, uses, this thing plays music (all file types), video (including Divx/xviD), stores photos, stores any file type and can be used as a portable hard-drive or for transfering large files, and -something the Ipod can't even touch- you can record video with ith from your tv like a vcr, you can even rip DVD's this way, just hit play and then record and there you go!
Second, storage, with an 80 gig HD it beats most mp3 players including Ipods and files can be moved to and from the device as simply as a flash drive with a common USB cable(included) and does'nt require shitty software to work.
Third, no fucking Igear, I dont need to buy crappy skins, portable speakers (the AV420 has a great one built in), portable battery chargers for the shitty almost-always-dead-after-400-hours-nonreplacable Assium battery. After all, with the inflated price your paying for your Ipod can't they give you something for it without slapping another $50 to the price?

Call me Bill Gates' bitch if you want but I hate all Apple products and hate Firefox (rant coming soon).

The Internet is a great tool, it puts information in the hands of everyone who has access to a computer and a phone jack and also brings people from all over the world together to discuss, rant, debate, and just say what they want to anyone who happens to listen. Of course it has one major flaw, it let's people from all over the world together to discuss, rant, debate, and just say what they want. Some web sites are just plain awful, others contains things not meant for human eyes. 0.5% percent of the internet is pure evil. I spend two thirds of my time on the web seeking out these cyber-fortresses of Satan. Now why would anyone who values their eyes or their sanity willingly do this you may ask? Well the answer is simple, I happened to stumble across Rotten.com (won't link for sanity) when I was but a wee lad at the tender age of 6, yes 6. Ever since that day I have seen things not meant for mere mortals like you and I. I have induced nightmares and vomiting in mere minutes after logging on, and have seen people who honestly need to be shot or given severe electro-therapy. And with this blog I want to introduce you not only to me personaly ,but to also introduce you to these ones and zeros of pure evil. Here is my first stab (of hopefully. many) at presenting these evil websites in a fun and educational way:

Longfang's Den

This is the website of a fourteen year old furry. Now by reading the previous post you should know that I hate furries (See Below if you didn't already) but I didn't get much into why I hate them. This website is a prime example of that hate without getting into , dare I say it, Warning: Do not click if you value your sanity/job/life -YIFF. Now this is a decent looking webpage, if you a masochist , legally blind, and/or mentally retarded, god forbid there is a teen's website on Al Gore's internet Without a black background and neon text designed to give you eye-cancer. now onto the content of the site itself, let's just take a look a his profile: Physical Description-Were: I always wear a collar, sometimes a chain leach...I stand a good 7 foot tall and I have wolf grey fur and wolf yellow eyes. (I wear a trench coat that carrys medicine and flasks)

Flasks?! I mean come on 7 feet tall, this guy needs a .45 labotomy. But Guess what, The stupid doesn't end there: Prefered Prey: Small animals, small children, and the elderly. 'Why them' you might ask...because there are too many of them in my neck of the woods, and they're easy targets! So I suggest you watch your back at night, I'M ON THE PROWL!

The elderly? And i'm sopposed to be afraid of getting attacked by this queer? He can't do shit to anyone between the ages of 10 and 74 and yet i'm sopposed to be afraid of him? Just remember, He's ON THE PROWL!

Now let's continue this tour of this fine lad's profile: Interests: Vore, yiff, role playing, attending local furry meetings, being a furry/werewolf , sleeping, hanging out with my packmates, playing my bass guitar, and skateboarding.

 Jesus H. Christ on a shit-kitten's crotch, 14 and he's into vore, Yiff (you already know what that is), and on top of that he attends local furry meetings, Just thinking about that makes me want to go and kill 452 complete strangers with a rusty spoon and a tablecloth.

Let us diverge from my homocidal ramblings and continue are journey int the depth's of hell:

Hobbies: Having Airsoft Tournaments (www.airsplat.com for info on airsoft), Playing hockey (GO EDISON TOMMIES!), Playing Football (GO SOUTHWEST LAKERS), Wannabe fursuiter (hoping to be employed by someone soon), working on my website, and Playing with my band.

 

Airsoft and FURSUITS! this just screams "faggot who deserves to be enslaved/shot/fed paint thinner/sent to be locked in my garage so I can personally make his life hell/sold to Lowtax (Visit Something Awful )"  I personally want to meet this furfag in a dark alleyway and... Wait, no, HES ON TEH PROWL!!!1!11UNO!  And I hate to piss on this poor guys ego (Wait, no I don't) but his site is complete shit compared to My Site  and I spent just 8 hours on mine (yeah it sucks, is ugly as Janet Reno, and has almost nothing on it ,but it's still is better than his).

 

Just look at this "QUALLTY PEACE OFF ART" that sopposedly represents him:

What a fucking joke, well, at least I wish it was a joke

Screw LJ! One post showing my disgust of fetishists and they nuke my 'blog. I now hate whoever the hell reportedme for said post, most probably one of said fetishists, a Furry. Now, my hatred of furries is well known by anybody who knows me personally and a simple Google of Yiffy "Art"(Warning: not for the faint of heart and/or sane) will make an "iCkY Hy00mAN" out of you too. Of course anyone who values thier sanity should not look any further into the fine world of the furry "fandom" than the first link, but for those who feel they are brave enough to delve deeper be warned; some things just aren't for mere "Hy0oMaNz" like me or you let alone be used for self gratification. I would enjoy killing every one of these sick freaks in any demented way I could come up with (Suggestions Please!). Now, on to the topic at hand, LiveJournal. LJ has resently just sluaghtered over 200 blogs with just One or More "anti-furry"(Read: Anything not praising the "Glorious Furry Fandom of Glorious Glory") comments. Now, I'll admit, not all furries are The raving lunatics like the majority of furries who seemed obsessed with expressing thier "inner fox" by having sex in a poorly made "fursuit" and shouting YIFF YIFF YIFF" and/or drawing/masterbating to the most evil "art" you'll ever see. Just how bad is thier "art" you may ask, well imagine someone throwing a decapitated hobo's head at a mouse while MSPaint is running in an effort to draw two humaniod shemale wolves with genitals four times the size of their heads, that's not one thirty-sixth as wicked as furry "art". Yet somehow LJ is swarming with said furries posting their "fursonas"(don't ask) and "art" on their horrible blogs yet it is a bannable offence to ridicule them for it.
Long story short:  I Hate LiveJournal!