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Friday, October 15, 2004
OH GAWD IPOD!! OH MY GOD MY DICK IS SO HARD, OH IPOD!!one!

Ipods suck, because they're popular.

I don't care how much Igear you Ishoved up your Iass your Ipod sucks. It's an over-priced over-rated piece of Ishit. I don't Igive a flying Ifuck what IBonno told you, Ipods are not the best .mp3 Iplayers on the Imarket. The only reason anyone in their right mind would buy an Ipod is because they want an .mp3 player and they're to lazy to shop around or they just like Ipods (why?). The main reason Ipods are purchased however is because mentally handicapped hipsters want one so they could running around screaming at the top of their lungs "HAY GUYZ, LOOK AT ME!!! I GOT AN IPOD, AREN'T COOL GUYZ, RITE? OH  HAY LOOK AT ALL THIS IGEAR I'VE GOT LODGED FOUR FEET IN MY LARGE INTESTINE!!1! OH GOD, IPOD!! OH MY GAWD MY DICK IS SO HARD!! OH GOD IPOD, MY DICK IS SO HARD FOR YOU!!! IPOD, IPOD, IPOD!!!". Now I might hate Ipods because they're over-priced, almost useless pieces of shit, but what really pisses me off is its rabid, obsessed fans who will fight to the death to defend a fucking electronic device. Just because you bought into Apple's ingenious advertisement campaign (this is an actual compliment, I shit you not, half a kudos for Apple) does not make you special you fucking retard, it's means you bought a shitty item because someone told you to! now what does that make you? Hmmm, let me see, A FUCKING RETARD! If you want an Ipod because actually want it, then good for you, but if you buy it because "OH MY GOD ITS SO KEWL!!! OH GOD, CAN I HAVE SEX WITH IT? MY DICK SO HARD FOR YOU, IPOD!!ONE!" then I hope you choke to death while fellating your father with an Ipod rammed half-way in your ass.
Now before you  ask "Oh yeah, well, what do you use your holiness" here's the answer: An Archos AV420 with an 80Gb hard-drive. This thing kicks Ipod ass six ways to sunday! First of all, uses, this thing plays music (all file types), video (including Divx/xviD), stores photos, stores any file type and can be used as a portable hard-drive or for transfering large files, and -something the Ipod can't even touch- you can record video with ith from your tv like a vcr, you can even rip DVD's this way, just hit play and then record and there you go!
Second, storage, with an 80 gig HD it beats most mp3 players including Ipods and files can be moved to and from the device as simply as a flash drive with a common USB cable(included) and does'nt require shitty software to work.
Third, no fucking Igear, I dont need to buy crappy skins, portable speakers (the AV420 has a great one built in), portable battery chargers for the shitty almost-always-dead-after-400-hours-nonreplacable Assium battery. After all, with the inflated price your paying for your Ipod can't they give you something for it without slapping another $50 to the price?

Call me Bill Gates' bitch if you want but I hate all Apple products and hate Firefox (rant coming soon).


Posted at 01:02 am by ThePope

Ben
April 21, 2005   02:21 AM PDT
 
I agree!!! http://www.anti-ipod.co.uk/
 

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